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THE $HEIST

One last job · GTA VI is coming · GO TIME

Overhead heist table — cash, masks and the city map laid out for the score
EXHIBIT A — THE SCORE

The Brief

Listen up. The map's on the table, the masks are out, the cash is counted. We've watched this town long enough. Vice City glows again and every clean crew's already at the line.

This is $HEIST — the meme coin run on the GTA VI hype. No suits, no middlemen, just the crew and the take. Red string connects the target, the route, and the vault. You pin yourself to the board, you're in.

I plan the route. You hold the line. Nobody talks to the cops. One last job.

Pick Your Crew

🚗
Wheelman
THE DRIVER
First in, last out. Holds the line through the dip and never spins out on the exit.
NERVE
SPEED
PAPER HANDS
💻
Tech
THE HACKER
Reads the chart like a vault keypad. Knows the route in before the alarm trips.
VISION
TIMING
FUD
🪖
Muscle
THE GUNMAN
Loud, proud, diamond grip. Defends the bag when the heat comes knocking.
CONVICTION
VOLUME
DOUBT

CREW LOCKED: THE DRIVER — you ride first.

Choose Your Approach

Stealth
Loud
Degen
STEALTH. Slip in quiet on the early candles, accumulate before the alarm trips, hold cold. No noise, no chase. The patient crew walks out the back with the cleanest cut.

The Cut — Take Split

  • The Crew (open market) 50%
  • Liquidity vault (locked) 25%
  • Getaway car (CEX / marketing) 15%
  • The Fixer (ops reserve) 10%

The Job — Setup → Prep → Finale

SETUP

Cased & Loaded

  1. Get a wallet: install Phantom (the safe-house).
  2. Load the bag — buy SOL on any exchange, send it to your Phantom.
  3. Stay quiet. Don't tip the marks. The board is yours.
PREP

Run the Route

  1. Open pump.fun on your phone or desk.
  2. Paste the contract address below (copy it, verify it twice).
  3. Swap SOL for $HEIST. Set slippage so the trade lands.
FINALE

Hold the Line

  1. Confirm the buy — you're pinned to the board now.
  2. Hold. Diamond grip through the dip; drivers don't bail.
  3. Pull the crew in. The bigger the score, the cleaner the exit.
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Join the crew (buy)

No talking to the cops. One last job.

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CA copied to the crew 📋